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[12 May 2011|07:03pm] |
so i know there's like riots and stuff going on but......you guys.......megara von teese totally let me motorboat her tits cause she thought i was gay.
score?
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[16 Apr 2011|06:58pm] |
so megara von teese is coming to town, which i guess is cool and all. but me? i'm more excited that bass are finally in season on the potomac. i told that to boys at the club and they all looked at me like i was growing antlers on my head...
anyone wanna go fishing? i'm thinking of heading down to the river around 5 AM on sunday after work. last time i couldn't catch anything big enough to eat but i gotta good feeling about tomorrow...
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| Queen Mary promotional vlog #1 |
[09 Apr 2011|06:29pm] |
[Video shows Buck standing by a studio window, shirtless, with his upper torso in view. He makes infrequent eye contact with the camera, and speaks in a mumbled monotone. His expression is equally one-note. Long pauses ensue after every sentence, indicating just how long it takes him to formulate his thoughts. ]
"Hey y'all.... So I'm s'posed to be doin' these video things or whatever, promote the club, y'know? ....So uhhh, I'm here at the studio, rehearsin' and shit....they gave me this underwear....it's really chafin' at my balls." [He grimaces and itches himself, off-camera.] "It's like, bedazzled or some shit." [Gazes downward. Loooong pause. Then spits into a cup in his hand, which was previously unseen.] "Oh, sorry..... Anyway, y'all should head on down to the Queen Mary tonight, there's gonna be naked guys and stuff." [He pauses, then flashes a quick grin, and the camera travels down to his boxer-briefed rear-end, where it zooms in for a few seconds before cutting out.]
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[03 Apr 2011|05:45am] |
He will then be reborn
From 1970's porn
Wearing tubesocks with style
And such an innocent smile
Better pray for your sins
Better pray for your sins
( Cause the gay messiah's coming )
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